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round of three
November 3, 2011
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Man (to his lawer): What is the extreme penalty for bigamy?
Lawer: Two mothers-in-law.


A Scotsman came home one evening rather tipsy. He had a bottle of whiskey in his pocket. It was very dark and he stumbled on the stairs and fell down. He felt something wet on his leg.
"I hope it's blood," he muttered.


The teacher asks little Tom:
"What made Napoleon famous?"
"His extraordinar memory," answered the boy.
"What do you mean?"
"On his statue, it reads: ' To the memory of Napoleon'". 

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