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January 25, 2010
8:49 pm

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation

 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was
 admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her
 condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

 'Do you know which ward she is in?'

 'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

 'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

 'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

 'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was
 wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

 'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's
 conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature
 has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well
 enough to go home tomorrow..'

 'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

 'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

 'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here

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