WHICH NATION INVENTED SEX? A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says: "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies: "We built the Coliseum." The Greek retorts: "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics." The Italian, nodding, says: "But we built the Roman Empire". And so on and on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion… with a flourish of finality he says: "We invented sex!" The Italian then replies: "That is true, but it was the Italians who included women.
Un barbat la doctor: - Doctore, nevasta ma inseala pe rupte si totusi nu-mi apar nici un fel de coarne ! Uitati-va si dumneavostra, neted ca-n palma ! - Nu va faceti probleme, chestia cu coarnele e numai o vorba, nu se intimpla cu adevarat... - Uff, mi-ati luat o piatra de pe inima, credeam ca am lipsa de calciu..!
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