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Foarte bun! Iata unul similar cu....ginecologi:
Un medic ginecolog iese la pensie si se hotaraste sa se dedice pasiunii lui de o viata: mecanica auto . Drept pentru care se inscrie la un curs si in final se duce si la examenul de absolvire ,care consta intr-o proba practica . La afisarea rezultatelor este foarte surprins sa constate ca este primul pe lista cu 110% . Bucuros merge si-l cauta pe profesor pentru a-i multumi .
-Domnule profesor , tin sa va multumesc pentru ce m-ati invatat , dar va rog sa-mi spuneti de ce un procentaj asa de mare ?
-Stimate domn ! V-am dat 100% pentru ca a-ti depanat motorul si inca 10% pentru ca sunteti prima persoana din lume care a reusit sa faca acest lucru prin teava de esapament !
4:00 pm
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make £39,000 a year and you get £800,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.........Try doing it with the engine running.
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