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May 29, 2014
12:05 am
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uite ceva care sa ne ridice moralul si sa ne faca sa apreciem mai mult ce avem...

May 29, 2014
12:03 am
shrinkescu
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Asta da, melodie anti-stress!!!

May 27, 2014
2:45 pm
shrinkescu
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Efectul anti-stress al muzicii de opera...

May 26, 2014
7:20 pm
shrinkescu
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Banc anti-stress...

O femeie de 54 de ani se marita pentru a 4-a oara. In noaptea
nuntii ii spune noului ei sot:
      - Te rog sa fii tandru cu mine. Inca sunt virgina!
      - Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Cum poti sa fi virgina?, intreaba sotul
incredul. Doar ai mai fost maritata de 3 ori!
      - Ei bine,raspunde femeia, primul meu sot era psihiatru. Tot ce
isi dorea era sa vorbeasca despre sex. Al doilea meu sot era
ginecolog. Tot ce isi dorea era sa se uite la sexul meu. Al treilea
meu sot era colectionar de timbre. Oh, doamne, ce dor mi-e de el !!!

May 26, 2014
4:23 pm
shrinkescu
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Fight stress...UK...

May 24, 2014
11:13 pm
shrinkescu
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Multumesc pt contributie, DJ Mirela…

 

May 24, 2014
12:34 pm
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cu stresul mai e cum mai e, dar ce facem cand ne loveste o stare depresiva, low si nesuferita!?

uite, eu am descoperit o melodie, de care m-am indragostit si pe care am ascultat-o deja de 5 ori.... sper sa va placa si voua si sa va faca sa dansati! 😉

May 23, 2014
12:57 pm
shrinkescu
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More chilling out...

May 22, 2014
9:20 am
shrinkescu
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Chill fratilor, chill surorilor...

May 22, 2014
9:13 am
shrinkescu
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Vrem zero stress...

May 21, 2014
11:41 pm
shrinkescu
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More than words? Can anyone concentrate on the words???

May 20, 2014
11:06 pm
shrinkescu
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Inca un pas inainte, in lupta antistress...:))

May 20, 2014
5:48 pm
shrinkescu
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Inca un banc...

Sotia era in casa cu amantul, un tip bine facut cand la usa suna sotul un 
 tip prapadit vai de el. Amantul ii deschide si il intreaba ce vrea iar 
 sotul raspunde:
- Pai stii, locuiesc aici am venit sa mananc.
Amantul: - Asteapta putin!
Se intoarce in casa vorbeste cu sotia si iese din nou la usa:
- Ciorba de ieri, mananci?
Sotul: - Da, da.
Amantul: - Ok, vino maine.

May 18, 2014
10:01 pm
shrinkescu
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Destressati-va dragilor...

May 18, 2014
10:30 am
shrinkescu
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Draguta de CEO a miscarii fsuk mi-a dat grozava idee sa imi asigur copyright protection pt Fight Stress UK, desi "copyright protection is automatic under international law". Asa ca am adaugat azi degraba, simbolul de "copyright":

© Copyright Claudiu Dragos Carmaciu 2014

May 17, 2014
8:51 pm
shrinkescu
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Jos cu stressul!

Love this Chinese Doctor!
 
Q:  Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? 
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.   Want to live longer?  Take nap.

Q: Should  I reduce my alcohol  intake?
    
A:  Oh  no. Wine made from fruit.  Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Grain good too. Bottom up!

Q: How can I  calculate my body/fat ratio? 
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 
A: Can't think of one, sorry.  My philosophy: No pain...good!  
      
Q:   Aren't fried foods bad for you?    
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food fried in vegetable oil.  How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q
  :  Will  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A:  Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  

Q:  Is chocolate bad  for me?  
A:  You crazy?!?   HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure? 
A:  If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  
A:  Hey! 'Round' is shape!
 
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
 
And  remember:  
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved  body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"    
  
AND.....
 
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.    
 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits. 
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits. 
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.         
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
 
CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.   Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
May 16, 2014
2:32 pm
shrinkescu
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Melodie 200% antistress! (to be watched after the watershed, hahaha)...

May 12, 2014
11:54 pm
shrinkescu
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Melodie 100% anti-stress...

May 9, 2014
10:04 pm
shrinkescu
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Anti-stress melody...

May 4, 2014
9:25 pm
shrinkescu
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Melodie anti-stress...

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