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pentru GP's - funny
October 21, 2012
10:32 pm

Dementiala faza, draga propriu!


October 21, 2012
9:59 pm
London, Chelmsford
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Super tare Gabi!...Multumim!


Pt Psihiatri as avea eu o sugestie draga Claudiu: 


October 9, 2012
9:07 am

Nostim foc! Pt psihiatrii nu au un cantecel?



October 9, 2012
6:40 am
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Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Chima's back with my brand new invention
Something you should never take lightly
CSA says always check what the ICE B
Are you gonna pass? Yo -- I don't know
But check out their ICE and you'll glow
before i start to hear about your central crushing chest pain
tell me your ideas and what you were expecting
heart attack, well i think you might be right
but what are your concerns? IM CONCERNED IM GONNA DIE
COOL sorry i had to ask
but i need to tick the box be the top of class
really need pass, so i act in these ways
i can't afford 2 grand if i need to retake
but yo if there's a problem GP's solve em
check out the ICE every time you consulting

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
If you wanna fail just make some assumptions
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
every patient has different expectations
Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
A Sore throat is never ever ever simple
I mean really, think how does it affect them
in first minute use open questions
Rollin' in my new A4
cause i passed CSA and didn't have to pay more
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No --and I know why
CSA need more preparation
on ideas concerns and expectations 
it's never obvious 
for example they may think that there VERRUCA is CANCER
and what then? now you got their idea
makes sure you now have their got concerns clear
what do they mean by cancer? do you have an answer
exploring health beliefs should be the mantra
and what then? well what do they expect now
surprisingly its not being told to get out
and if the time spent, making you tense
just think it's all at the tax payers expense
but that's NOTHING, just pass the exam
integrate the ICE in your management plan
do it from the get go, and they'll think you're really special
the college might even make you a fellow
HELLO hope you still concentrating
this advice will help your with your patients 
IF there's a problems....


Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Ask about ICE like you REALLY WANNA KNOW IT
quickly, you only got 10 minutes
you've failed as doc if you dont finish
10 years of medical training
will mean nothing if when you're explaining
there's Jargon, like the word inflammation
this is not understood by patients
Practice!! like every single day
answer a question with a question in everything you say
and if they say, i don't know, you're the bloody doctor
keeping asking them, till they say something proper
if you've done a course, get your money back
I covered all you need in this 4 minute track
cause if there's a problem this is how you solve em
check out the ICE everytime you consulting.

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